rupsidaisy:

"for every hour you spend in class, you should be spending three hours studying" how bout i take a nap instead

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sebastian-cock:

My talents include being able to identify every one of the 5000 songs on my iPod by the first chord and eating more than the rest of my family combined

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vorfreudde:

Relationships suck, you either get married or breakup 

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I want to text you. Just to remind you that I’m still here. But then I remember that you know I’m here. You just don’t care.

Midnight thoughts (I won’t do this again)
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surprisebitch:

babe, dear, and hun sound so weak and cliché. if you were mine, i’ll call you sergeant, general, commander. you’d be my authority figure

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starxapple:

a little girl in the grocery store just asked me if i was a princess because my dress was pretty and i said everyone’s a princess and she pointed to her dad and asked if he was a princess too and her dad said yep its true im a princess and she looked so happy idk it was adorable

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Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’

Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via hate)
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I miss my red hair. I want purple hair but I like my blonde hair. WHY CANT I KEEP ONE COLOUR

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liqhtly:

i have two moods:

1. everybody get the fuck away from me

2. someone come over and cuddle and watch movies with me

there is no in between

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